President Trump Tweeted A Clip Of Himself Beating Up CNN Because He’s “Modern Presidential”
When POTUS Donald Trump wants to sneak shit past the American public, or distract them from his mess (Muslim ban/healthcare/Russia), he starts tweeting ridiculous shit. Probably so no one will notice his cabinet creeping through the backdoor with something scary, or racist, or insanely greedy.
This week, he went after MSNBC’s Morning Joe hosts (and engaged couple) Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski. Trump called them stupid and insane, and went in on Mika’s mug. Joe and Mika clapped back at him, and so on. Well, Trump must be planning on trying to sneak some sort of crazy legislation like banning women over 150 pounds from remaining US citizens past us this week, or something. Because he tweeted an extremely distracting clip of himself beating up CNN this morning. You can’t even “TF?!?!” at this crazy anymore. All you can do is tiredly roll your eyes and pray for 2020 to take the HOV lane and get here as soon as fucking possible.
Before society crumpled and gave the host of Celebrity Apprentice the ruler of the free world gig, Trump used to make appearances at jokey events like Wrestlemania, because he’s a narcissistic egomaniac who loves seeing himself on TV. During his multiple Wrestlemania appearances, he would pretend that he was a tough guy wrestler. POTUS found this old clip of himself fake-pummeling what looks like WWE president Vince McMahon, except Vince’s head is replaced by the CNN logo. Subtle.
#FraudNewsCNN #FNN pic.twitter.com/WYUnHjjUjg
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 2, 2017
If you noticed, the clip ends with Trump’s newest hashtag for the network – FNN (#FraudNewsNetwork). He coined that yesterday. Yes, this is the president of the United States.
I am thinking about changing the name #FakeNews CNN to #FraudNewsCNN!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 1, 2017
He also answered critics that say his ridiculous use of social media cheapens his position and is the very opposite of “presidential.” Well, we need to be a little more forward in our thinking. He’s not “presidential,” people, he’s “MODERN PRESIDENTIAL.”
My use of social media is not Presidential – it’s MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL. Make America Great Again!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 1, 2017
Well, he has accomplished one thing. If my husband and I get into an argument? And he expresses his belief that I’m acting like an asshole? POTUS has given me an excuse for bad behavior. “I’m not an asshole, I’m MODERN PRESIDENTIAL!”
Pic: Instagram