Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Carey And Her Diamonds Floating In The Dead Sea

July 1, 2017 / Posted by:

The Dead Sea renders objects almost thrillingly buoyant due to the intense amounts of salt within. So Mariah Carey, her sparkling diamonds, and her gigantic ego can float around in it just like she floats around in the cotton candy-colored clouds of her dreams! Mimi threw up some pics of herself on Twitter, splashing around in the famed body of water that’s bordered by Israel, Palestine, and Jordan. In her leopard one-piece under leggings, Mariah showed the people that the Dead Sea Scrolls aren’t the only priceless artifact to come out of the region. Or so she’d have you believe. Ugh, imagine having to be the harried assistant that has to cleanse the salt from her buxom crevices?


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