Archives: July 2017

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July 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Gwyneth Paltrow’s arch nemesis Dr. Jen Gunter has responded to last week’s long letter about the haters from Goop.com with one of her own, scolding Goop of spreading misinformation and selling snake oil. Gwyneth is probably going to want a hydrating virgin viper oil serum to soothe the burn from Dr. Jen’s words – Lainey Gossip

Two reality show people don’t regret sharing their personal life drama on television. Can you even believe it? – Reality Tea

Halle Berry, commenting on those pregnancy rumors from last month, says no one talks about a man’s pooch. I would absolutely watch a show called Talkin’ PoochesCelebitchy

Sean Spicer resigns as Press Secretary, thus officially ending Melissa McCarthy’s run as one of the best characters on SNLTowleroad

The penis of an Instagram “star” has hit the internet – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Miranda Kerr filmed a pre-wedding workout video for Vogue. Surprisingly, one of the exercises wasn’t jumping up and down every time she remembered she was about to marry a billionaire – Hollywood Tuna

Kim Kardashian’s boobs look like the last two onions in a bag purchased from a goth grocery store  – Drunken Stepfather

Adjustments have been made to that wax figure of Beyonce that looked almost nothing like Beyonce – Popsugar

Here’s Elsa Hosk fulfilling a contractual modeling obligation in a Victoria’s Secret – Popoholic

The seventh season of AHS is called American Horror Story: Cult. Based on this teaser trailer, I think it’s about some kind of cult made up of scary clowns with golf ball noses – Just Jared

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Kim Kardashian Might Be Sleeping With Amanda Lepore’s Sloppy Seconds

July 21, 2017 / Posted by:

During Kanye West’s interview with Ellen Degeneres last year, he gave the studio audience a serious case of “Da Fuq He Talkin ‘Bout?“-s after he went on a rant about how he had the ability to see sounds. BUT, it became clear this week that his visions could be just from the contact high of allegedly boning one of the Club Kids. Fans say Yeezy is the rapper Amanda Lepore is talking about shagging in her new memoir.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is A Daddy Again

July 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Almost two years ago, Joseph Gordon-Levitt – the preteen crush of many – became a dad for the first time when his not-a-famous-person wife Tasha McCauley gave birth to a son. A few months ago, JGL and Tasha were seen walking around Beverly Hills and she appeared to be pregnant. Joseph and Tasha try to keep their life private, so there was no standard Clearblue announcement. Well, his rep has confirmed to People that their second baby has been born.

In true private people fashion, the announcement is coming long after the actual day it happened. According to Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s rep, their second son was born way back in June. No other details are known. And since Joseph has made it very clear in the past that he and his wife aren’t about that, then “JGL has second baby son” is all we’re getting.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is one of those people who has really followed-through on his promise to let his kids live a private life. I can see two benefits to that. One, because he’ll never have to deal with thousands of strangers’ parenting opinions on social media. I’m sure having that one relative who emails him about the dangers of plastic deli spoons and hidden toxins in animal crackers is enough. Two, his kids will never see a People magazine cover from the week of their birth and curse him out for putting them on there while they still looked like a wrinkly drowsy little raisin. “Are you serious? Don’t tell me that was the best picture of me to show millions of people.”

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Open Post: Hosted By Tiffany Haddish Explaining To Jada Pinkett Smith What Groupon Is

July 21, 2017 / Posted by:

The cast of Girls Trip are working the press circuit, since their movie is going to battle with Dunkirk this weekend. Jada Pinkett Smith was busy appearing on Watch What Happens Live last night, sipping a cocktail and fake asking, “A key party? What’s that?!”. On the West Coast, Jada’s co-star Tiffany Haddish took to Jimmy Kimmel Live to share how she got high and went on a Groupon date with America’s most famous certainly-not-swinging couple: Continue reading

China Tells Justin Bieber, “Boi, Bai!”

July 21, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s a real bitch to basic betches from the U.S., when they visit the Great Wall of China and can’t post some pseudo-offensive photo to Facebook, pretending to be a samurai, because it’s banned. Well, now they can’t even pair their trip to Shanghai with a Justin Bieber concert where he refuses to sing his songs, because he’s viewed as just as much of a cultural threat as that “poke” button! China has likely been disgraced by him since they thought he looked too much like a P.F. Chang’s menu in his outfit (pictured above) to the 2015 Met Gala “China: Through The Looking Glass.”

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