Archives: July 2017
Night Crumbs
The first teaser trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s upcoming horror film mother! has been released. It’s creepy, short, and doesn’t really explain much. Although hearing Jennifer Lawrence hiss “You’re insane” does give me an idea of how JLaw probably reacts if you invite her to a party and don’t have a pizza on hand – Lainey Gossip
More people wanted to watch an animated talking crap this weekend than watch Charlize Theron kick the crap out of people – Celebitchy
After 10 days as the White House Communications Director, Anthony Scaramucci has been fired. I’m sure he took the news well (ie. he told everyone to make like Bannon and go fuck themselves while whipping his security badge across the room) – Towleroad
“Desperate to stay relevant” could be the tagline of many a Bravo reality show – Reality Tea
Pamela Anderson got topless for PETA – Drunken Stepfather
Elsa Hosk’s butt is out for some reason – Hollywood Tuna
It appears Bella Thorne left the house in everything but a shirt – Popoholic
Another cast member from The Hills has spawned (this time it’s Whitney Port with a baby boy named Sonny) – Popsugar
Shia LaBeouf is back to work on that Peanut Butter Crunch movie – Just Jared
At first glance, I thought these pictures of Lucy Hale were Kylie Jenner going through a “Eff you, mom” phase – The Nip Slip
Happy Monday, here are some buff dudes in tank tops! – Boy Culture
Iggy Azalea’s latest single is called Switch. Coincidentally, most people will probably follow her advice and switch the channel when it comes on the radio – OMG Blog
French film icon Jeanne Moreau has died – Jezebel
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Outback Steakhouse Denies Illuminati Ties
And Beyonce replies, “Sure, Jan.”
Twitter had everyone wondering if Outback Steakhouse’s dark bread stood for the DARK ARTS this weekend after people posted extremely reliable images linking the restaurant to—what else??—the occult. I mean, any of y’all ever see how many Weight Watchers points are in a Bloomin’ Onion? No wonder the creators of it would be a bunch of deranged demons!
Kate Beckinsale’s Stalker Was Arrested
One of the ugly realities of celebrity life (besides not making the mathematically beautiful list) is that there are “fans” out there that are beyond the pale when it comes to sanity. Those people can sometimes get fixated on their favorite (or most hated) celebrity, feel rejected or slighted by them, and then decide to do something about it.
Luckily, one particular loon named Terry Lee Repp, 45, was arrested Saturday before he could make good on his threat to stab Kate Beckinsale. *insert lame joke about the Underworld movies not being THAT bad now that the wackjob’s safely in jail and we can lighten the mood* Continue reading
HBO Responds To Backlash From Upcoming Show “Confederate”
I don’t understand some people. For example D.B. Weiss and David Benioff, the showrunners for HBO’s hit series Game of Thrones. It’s no secret that their show, which I absolutely love, takes place in a world with magic, brutality and a hierarchy of white people plotting against each other for the Iron Throne. But riddle me this; why are all the people of color either slaves, whores or dickless warriors all aiding the white folks with their fight? And with GoT’s imminent conclusion on the horizon, David and D.B. are trading in their pretend dragons for Grand Dragons of the KKK with their new show Confederate, a re-imagined tale of what life would be like if slavery (yes, that slavery) still existed in modern times. The public has been all kinds of “Aw Hell Nah!” about this mess for quite a while, and last night HBO finally responded after a new hashtag on Twitter blew up their world like Loras and Margaery Tyrell.
Open Post: Hosted By The Emo Husky Claiming The Iron Throne
Former Hot Slut of the Month Zeus is back, and I’m beginning to think the emotional Siberian Husky has reason to cry all the time: his owners are monsters! Zeus’s first tantrum stemmed from him being a fish trapped in a dog’s body. His owners want to take him on walks, and all he wants to do is be where the people aren’t: under the sea!
This go ‘round, Zeus is royally pissed because his owner wants him to get out the front seat and go to the back. Um, ‘scuse me, betch? Zeus called shotgun at sunrise when everyone was still brushing their teeth and arguing over whether to watch Today or Good Morning America. By order of the Finders Keepers Amendment that Ben Franklin cheekily tacked onto the Constitution, he gets front seat, dammit! I like how the owner is heard asking, “Am I supposed to get in the back?” Yes, huss! And you’ll enjoy whatever version of Jock Jams Zeus decides to play, because radio control comes with the good SUV real estate! Ya snooze, ya loose, mean lady owner!
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RiRi Ain’t Here For Your Snack Attack
Rihanna has gotten a little curvier as of late, and most fans are loving the fact that the pop star is being body positive from a genuine place, as opposed to the Kardashian method of Photoshopping a bigger booty and ‘gramming, “Me too! #thick #blessed.” Of course, some people are real assholes, so RiRi has drawn the ire of fat shamers on the interwebs. Some Barstool Sports turd wrote an article calling her fat, which must make me the Hindenburg. He now works at TV Guide. Just kidding, I just saw The Devil Wears Prada for the 9000th time last night and have been acting like Emily Blunt all day. That’s all! Actually, it isn’t, because it seems like the plus-size shade continues. Continue reading