Archives: June 2017
Night Crumbs
Both Will Ferrel and Cedric Yarbrough, who are in The House, confirmed that Mimi was cut from the movie for acting like Mimi. They say she showed up hours late, was difficult as hell and demanded shit. Um, Mimi played herself in the movie, so she obviously came to the set in character and stayed in character even when the cameras weren’t rolling. It’s called method! When Daniel Day-Lewis does it, he’s praised as an acting genius, but when Mimi does it, they call her difficult! – Lainey Gossip
I guess Alexander Wang has never heard of Angelyne or Charo or Iris Chacon or etc…. etc… – Celebitchy
The spawn of Jerry Hall and Mick Jagger is giving you 70s hitchhiker – Drunken Stepfather
Sheree Whitfield’s son is following in her fashion mogul footsteps by starting a t-shirt line. This makes me think of the glory of She by Sheree and has me wondering why the Met hasn’t done an exhibit on it yet? – Reality Tea
For $70,000, my butt tunnel better get reupholstered with gold and my b-hole better get bedazzled with actual diamonds – Towleroad
Five words that’d make straight guys reach for the lube: Alison Brie is in Playboy. Five more words that’d make straight guys put the lube away: She keeps her top on – Hollywood Tuna
Kristen Dunst looks like a Westworld extra and I’m into it – Popoholic
Dr. Luke dropped his lawsuit in Tennessee against Kesha’s mom but his legal fight with Kesha goes on – Pitchfork
At the time that I clicked on this link, the ad over that picture was for Clorox and never has anything been so perfect – Just Jared
Panty Creamer of the Day: Alexander Skarsgard’s wet nipplars (which Google Translates tell me is Swedish for nipples) in Capri – Popsugar
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Open Post: Hosted By The Pure And Angelic Nightingale Voice Of Katie Price
It’s been much too long since the ears of the world have been gently caressed by the velvety wave of powerful musical notes leaping out of the mouth of the most beautiful and talented swan in Britain, Katie Price! Katie’s highly impressive singing career started out in 2005 when she auditioned for Eurovision and she hasn’t released any music for a while. But musical talent has been brewing inside Katie and she could no longer resist the urge to let it all out.
Johnny Depp Is Sorry For Making An Assassination Joke
Johnny Depp must have received a very frantic call from his manager (or the marketing team at Disney who would like very much to get another decent box office weekend out of Pirates of the Caribbean 5) urging him to use his damp swamp bog mouth to say he’s sorry. Or maybe he didn’t like the thought of an unmarked van full of Secret Service trailing behind him on his next scarf run. Whatever the reason, Johnny has issued an apology for joking about assassinating Trump at the Glastonbury Festival yesterday.
“I apologize for the bad joke I attempted last night in poor taste about President Trump. It did not come out as intended, and I intended no malice. I was only trying to amuse, not to harm anyone.”
The last time Johnny issued a public apology for something, he later made fun of his apology. If he does that this time, I doubt he’ll be so obvious about it. Like, maybe he’ll bring up those recently rediscovered pictures of Trump playing tennis in some extremely unflattering white shorts. “You know, the next time I want to make a joke at Trump’s expense, I should take notes from those shorts. Because they are extremely amusing.”
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Mel B Refuses To Give In To Stephen Belafonte’s Crazy Spousal Support Demands
Not long after Mel B filed divorces papers to end her allegedly nightmarish marriage to Stephen Belafonte, he shot back by demanding spousal support and money for lawyer fees. Stephen recently put in a request for spousal support and submitted a list of what he needs Mel’s money for. If Mel B could respond to Stephen’s requests with a track from Forever, it might be Wasting My Time. Because TMZ says she isn’t here for any of his spousal support requests.
The Photoshop Awards: Pimp Mama Kris’ Flat Tummy Tea #Ad
Pimp Mama Kris isn’t just only a world-renowned pimp, she’s also a fame whore herself and isn’t afraid to shamelessly sell shitty products (I mean that in more ways than one) for a quick check. Like many fame whores (including ones she’s related to) before her, PMK pimped out the fairy tale in a grey packet called Flat Tummy Tea on Instagram yesterday.
Halsey Hates Iggy Azalea
Azealia Banks has apparently put away the shank she waved in Iggy Azalea’s direction for years, and those two wrecks may have finally trashed their overcooked beef and made up. But as Azealia (temporarily) scratches Iggy’s name off of a list of enemies to cast a black magic spell on, Halsey has stood up and declared to the world that along with good taste and nice wigs, she wants nothing to do with Iggy Azalea.