RiRi’s Pool Humping Partner Is A Saudi Tycoon Who May Have Dated Naomi Campbell

June 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Somewhere, a wall got covered in poutine tears and Drake’s body when he did the slow wall slide of crying sadness after seeing pictures of RiRi getting on a hot new piece in the pool. RiRi was (or is still on) vacation in Spain, and a paparazzo disguised themselves like a bush to get pictures of her sucking the face of a dude in a pool. The detectives on Twitter believed the dude was pocket-sized Spanish footballer Isco Alarcon. But The Sun says that RiRi’s pool-time fuck partner isn’t a footballer. His family owns a damn football team, but he isn’t a footballer. They say that RiRi was putting her tongue on Saudi businessman Hassan Jameel. Hassan’s family is the largest Toyota distributor in Saudi Arabia and they run other businesses as well. They are reportedly worth $1.5 billion at least. And here I was last night thinking that I was living the life while eating Sno-Balls ice cream as I watched old GLOW matches on YouTube. But it’s RiRi who was truly living the life in Spain while sipping champagne and boning on a hot Toyota distributor heir.

TMZ also says that RiRi’s new piece is Hassan Jameel. Hassan is the deputy president and vice chairman of his family’s company Abdul Latif Jameel Domestic. The Sun’s source says that Hassan isn’t just a casual fuck piece. It’s serious and RiRi is sprung all the way. I guess when the door of one relationship between a Middle Eastern billionaire and a pop star closes, another one opens:

“This relationship is the real deal. Rihanna has told friends she’s in love with him and seems completely smitten. They’ve been spending a lot of time together away from prying eyes and are really serious. They’re really enjoying each others’ company.”

Last night, the detectives on Twitter also pointed out that RiRi’s man was spotted with Naomi Campbell at the British Summer Time Festival in London last July. Some are calling him Naomi’s ex.

That leads me to this clip from Watch What Happens Live! from March of this year. One viewer wondered if Naomi and RiRi are feuding since they unfollowed each other on social media, which is serious and is someone’s way of letting everyone know that bitch is dead to them! Naomi’s response, at first, made me think that yup, RiRi’s in danger, girl, but then she said that she doesn’t have beef and believes that black women need to support one another.

So because of Naomi’s response and the news that Hassan is now with RiRi, some think their beef is over a hot billionaire.

NOT AGAIN!

This happened to Naomi four years ago when her hot Russian billionaire man reportedly dumped her for her Chinese model protégée from The Face. But would Naomi and RiRi really tussle over a man? I know he’s a billionaire, but there’s plenty of billionaire fish in the sea, especially ones whose dick seems to only stand up for famous chicks (see: Mimi’s ex, etc…).

But if they are fighting, then I don’t know who would come out victorious. On one hand, we all know that Naomi could hit an ant on a wooden pole 300 feet away with her flying cell phone. On the other hand, a flying cell phone is no match for RiRi. If Naomi threw a cell phone at RiRi, she’d just have to flinch a bit and her powerful tenhead would crack that bitch in two and it wouldn’t even leave a mark on her. Or she’d catch that cell phone and use it to tweet something devastating @ Naomi. Basically, it’d be the battle of our time.

And here’s pictures from the other day of RiRi going through LAX while making her way to Spain to get some billionaire ass.

Pic: @DailyMailCeleb, Wenn.com

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