Lil’ Kim Is Being Investigated For An Alleged Robbery

Y’all, I’ll be so happy when The BET Awards have finally aired and fucked off for another year, because they’ve been causing problems all damn weekend. First, on Friday, a fight broke out between two of Nicki Minaj’s former cutty buddies. And now the prototype for Nicki’s entire career, feline impersonator Lil’ Kim, wants us all to remember that she, too, can act a fool at times.

TMZ reports that Kim, along with her Goon Squad, are being accused of robbery. Kim rented a house for a weekend party in L.A. for the BET Awards. When she and her team showed up last Sunday around 2 AM to check the place out, they were not pleased with what they saw. So naturally, Kim wanted her money back, but the owners of the property refused (probably because they couldn’t tell she was upset since her face muscles haven’t moved in almost ten years).

The money wasn’t forthcoming, an argument erupted and cops were called. Police arrived and told them it was a civil matter and they could do nothing … so they left.

We’re told Kim and her crew also left, but at 4 AM, a group of people showed up at the house with ski masks and weapons and got what they were after … Kim’s deposit check and cash, totaling at least $20k.

Law enforcement sources say the robbers weren’t done … they also slashed all of the victim’s tires and stole a hubcap. The LAPD has launched a robbery investigation.

TMZ reached out to Kim for a comment, but so far she hasn’t gotten back to them. My guess is that she’s back in the damn plastic surgeon’s office, preparing to get a complete face transplant, so she can slip out of the country to avoid prosecution. Perhaps she should tell the doctor to give her “the works” so she can finally complete her transformation into a humanized Siamese cat and change her name to Lil Kim Wu.

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