I’m pressing pause on my regularly scheduled program of making bad dick jokes and slobbering at the mouth about dick like dick is the only thing that matters (it is) to bring you pictures of an actual dick!
Milan Christopher is an out and proud hip-hop artiste, model and Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood cast member, and he decided to celebrate Gay Pride Month by bringing out the Wienerschnitzel franchise on his crotch for Paper Magazine. Milan tells Paper that he decided to let his south-pointing lubed-up salchicha hang out for the sake of activism. Milan feels like it’s time for society to be okay with the sight of a greased-up naked man. Sure, Milan bared his perfectly pruned dick shrub (which is giving me Kid from Kid ‘N Play meets Bart Simpson) and oily peen for attention, but he is still my hero. Anybody who uses his big dick as a sledgehammer to break down barriers and pave the way for more dicks in photo shoots is a real vanguard to me. Milan is putting the PEEN in pioneer. NSFWness ahead.
Milan told Paper that many women have gotten naked in the name of art and so he’s pushing for equality by puckering up his peen lips for the cameras.
Well, I just feel like in our culture it’s so taboo for a guy to show their bodies but it’s ok for a woman to do it. I just kinda want to break that. I think I have a nice body and I think it’s art and I just think that it should be celebrated like they celebrate women’s bodies. So you know, I could be a guy and be gay and be black and be artistic and be artistic in a nude fashion shoot in the same way that anybody else could.
Like Kim Kartrashian with her Crisco-slathered plastic Butterball turkey ass, Milan wants to break the internet.
And so I want that. I want that “break the internet” moment. I want people to look at this and be like, “Oh, wow, it’s ok.” This guy is a musician, he’s on TV. He’s doing this, he’s doing that but it’s ok.
This post could be 2 words long and it’d still have too many words in it because the only thing that matters is DICK, so without further adieu…
And here’s Milan working his stick-shift in front of a Starbucks car:
You know, though, if Milan wanted to break the internet, he could’ve easily done that. All he had to do was go to Spectrum’s servers, pull his dick out, hit that shit with it and BOOM. Broken.
There’s more pics of Milan’s activist peen at Paper.
Pic: Matthias Vriens-McGrath/Paper Magazine