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June 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Pillsbury Fudge Jumbles!

In the early-80s, Pillsbury finally produced the revolutionary answer to the question that humanity had been asking for centuries: What would be born if a cookie busted a nut up into a brownie and the brownie got knocked up? (Or: What would be born if the Pillsbury Dough Man took a crash course in creating monsters from Dr. Frankenstein and surgically put parts of a cookie and a brownie together?) Pillsbury called Fudge Jumbles a “new dessert idea” and it blew the minds of anyone who had never eaten a brownie with cookie pieces in it. Fudge Jumbles came in several flavors. It was basically a dessert mix that you’d swirl fudge into. Fudge Jumbles didn’t last. The world just wasn’t ready for a way-too-forward cookie brownie fudge thing.

And the end of that commercial probably didn’t help with sales. I mean, what I got from the end is that if you poke the Pillsbury Dough Boy too hard, out comes Fudge Jumbles. And do you really want to eat something fudgy and jumbly that came out of the Pillsbury Dough Boy? Don’t answer that. I don’t need to know that about you.

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