Night Crumbs
Jenny Slate and Jon Hamm were papped leaving the movies together. So either they’re friends who go to the movies together or they’re dating. Jenny isn’t walking all bowlegged (aka the walk one does after getting destroyed by The Hammaconda), so I’m going with “friends” for now….. – Lainey Gossip
Welcome to Day 2 of the slow whoring of Kenya Moore’s wedding and hired new husband – Reality Tea
Tiger Woods has gone off to rehab to deal with his pill problems – Celebitchy
It takes true talent to slip a pierced nip while holding a ciggy as waves splash against you – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Dear Claudia Jordan, try again when you’re holding a ciggy and a wave is splashing against you – (NSFW) The Nip Slip
America would rather watch a dad get hit in the nutsack than watch Megyn Kelly interview a giant nutsack – Jezebel
Boy George crooned out an easy listening version of YMCA for charity – Towleroad
See, shit like this happens when you try to replace Harrison Ford as Han Solo! – Pajiba
How sweet and gracious of the legendary Dame Joan Collins to pose with one of her little fans – SOW
“Hello, welcome to Talbots! My name is Lucy, let me know if you need anything” – Popoholic
That lamp is out-modeling Kendull Jenner – Hollywood Tuna
Who cares about Chris Pratt! Tell me more about that muscled-up Hot Pocket next to him – Popsugar
Mobb Deep of Prodigy died in Las Vegas at the way-too-young age of 42 – Just Jared
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