Here I was thinking that Pimp Mama Kris was the komedian of the koven (see: PMK saying that everyone can relate to at least one member of her stable of fame whores), but Caitlyn Jenner proved that she’s got fresher and edgier jokes!
The sweetheart of the Republican party (in her head, probably) was a speaker at the College Republican National Committee gala on Friday night, and for some reason, the moderator asked her to fart out her thoughts on the GOP congressional baseball shooting that left Rep. Steve Scalise and lobbyist Matt Mika in critical condition and put several others in the hospital. As everyone knows, the anti-Trump shooter was the lone fatality of the attack. HuffPo says that Caitlyn started off serious and she ended by letting everyone know that she’s got jokes! Caitlyn joked that the shooter was a really bad shot, since you know, he didn’t kill anyone… unlike one trick we know (see: picture above)…
“Nobody deserves what happened out there. There’s no justification. There are crazy people. We have to minimize that type of stuff. As far as the people that were injured, it’s an absolute shame. You just want them to recover. Fortunately the guy was a really bad shot. Liberals can’t even shoot straight.”
If you watch the video below, you can hear the crowd eating up Caitlyn’s joke. But elsewhere, Caitlyn’s hot take went down as well as the Kartrashians’ live-in plastic surgeon telling the koven that this week’s ass injections have been postponed since the shipment of non-FDA-approved toxic butt filler got stuck in customs.
Caitlyn also praised, Officer Crystal Griner, the lesbian Capital Police Officer who got injured while trying to take down the shooter, for doing her job and not thinking about LGBT issues and those type of things (?????) at the time.
“She did her job. She wasn’t thinking about LGBT issues, she wasn’t thinking about any of those types of things. She did her job and she did it well,”
I bet that as the crowd left the College Republican National Committee gala, they continued to laugh and said, “Oh, Whatshername, you so funny!”, as they walked to their car, got in, put on a helmet and waited. And when Caitlyn strolled out and slid into the backseat of a chauffeured car, they breathed out a sigh of relief, took off their helmet and safely drove home.