Open Post: Hosted By An Old Dude Showing The Youngins How To Really Headbang 

In case you haven’t already seen the video of a true inspiration headbanging in his car like no one’s watching, here’s the video of a true inspiration headbanging in his car like no one’s watching.

If I was driving along and saw a pepaw thrashing around in his car, I’d pick up my phone too, but not to record him. I’d pick it up to call 911 because I would think he was having a medical emergency. But thankfully, dude was just turning a boring thing called “driving” into a party by rocking out to Metallica with his window down. He’s more badass than me in a million ways (although, a Skipper doll is more badass than me), but I’m really impressed at how he’s freely banging his head around like he’s not worried about getting hit with a serious case of sore neck the next day. When I turn my head too fast, I start reaching for a neck brace. I bet dude’s got the makers of Icy Hot real, real nervous about their future.

Some old dudes use their fists to angrily bitch out the annoying brats who are playing on their lawn, but this old dude uses his fist to rock out to For Whom The Bell Tolls. I’m surprised his car isn’t covered with granny panties thrown at him by memaws who have witnessed his badassery.

Pic: YouTube via Everywhere