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June 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Cardi B’s stunningly genteel double dick top!

Cardi B is a lot of things (ex-stripper artiste, ex-reality show wreck from Love & Hip Hop: New York, rapper, Bronx blossom and speed-talking fountain of infinite wisdom who has gifted our souls with inspirational sermons like the one titled “Don’t Nobody Suck Dick Like Me.”) Beyond all of that, Cardi B is a beacon of fashionable elegance who blinds the eyes of the people with her classy and sophisticated style. Major case in point: the haute cockture top that Cardi B wore the other day while performing.

I don’t know who designed this work of fashionable perfection, but I’m sure a fashion historian will tell me in an e-mail that Cardi B must’ve borrowed it from the Chanel archives and it was designed by Coco Chanel (Cock-o Chanel?) herself! It takes a certain graceful swan to pull off a top that’s covered with a sunny side up egg and two cut jaundice peens. It looks like Homer Simpson and Grampa Simpson are dick-slapping Cardi B’s chichis at the same time. If only there was a men’s version of this cock top. Actually, that wouldn’t be a good thing. I wouldn’t get anything done because I’d be too busy trying to lick my dick straps.

COCK

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My only problem with this look is that Cardi B didn’t finish it off with two pearl necklaces. Missed opportunity.

Pic: Instagram

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