Afternoon Crumbs

I hate this cover of Vogue starring Zendaya, and only because for one split second I thought that Anna Wintour had finally done something right by bringing the unibrow back. I was tricked! – Lainey Gossip 

You probably have bags the size of obese slugs under your eyes and your nerves are shot to hell and back and it’s all because you’ve spent many, many sleepless nights wondering how many visitors Amber Rose’s coochie has had this year. Well, you can sleep again, because she answered that question finally! And welcome to the club, Amber – Just Jared

Douche says douchey things – Celebitchy

Bella Thorne’s open-mouth sexy faces looks more like an “Ah’ve got a nose bleed and it’s windy in here” face – Drunken Stepfather

Kate Moss has gone from being married to a Count von Count-looking musician to dating to an actual count (who looks about 12) – Popsugar

Caroline Stanbury of Ladies of London (RIP, probably) has come to Los Angeles to hang out with the bright shining A-list stars of Hollywood! – Reality Tea 

The new Spider-Man movie will probably have at least one scene where Peter Parker’s classmates tell him what an AILF his Aunt May is  – Popoholic

Sweater Jesus is giving more face than Madison Beer is – Hollywood Tuna 

I guess “death by McDonald’s french fries” isn’t going to be my demise after all – Towleroad

Pic: Vogue