Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Sarah Dunne, an auto-tuned nightingale and scorching sex bomb of boiling charisma who should be at the tippity top of every music chart and causing the likes of Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Miley  Cyrus and those other pop tricks to run to DeVry for a career change.

If you ever need an example for why the music industry’s current artistic state is taking up space at the bottom of the sewer, here you go. It’s a shame when robotic pop puppets are getting all of the shine while natural talents like Sarah Dunne practically get none. Sarah Dunne’s name should have a permanent place in everyone’s brain, but I didn’t know who she was until reader Jason dropped the video for her musical ode to her azúcar chichis Sugar Tits into my inbox. The good news is that when you hear the phrase “sugar tits,” you will no longer picture rage-filled nutsack Mel Gibson. You’ll immediately picture Sarah Dunne gently jiggling her luscious Diabetes givers while wearing the finest fashions from Torrid on someone’s farm. The depressing news is that Sarah Dunne’s Sugar Tits came out in October 2015 and it only has less than 55,000 YouTube views. 55 thousand. Not 55 billion. That means there’s many people out there whose ears haven’t been touched by these poetic lyrics:

You know when you’ll see them/The sun will come out when I jiggle them all about/These two lumps of heaven I know you can’t live without

And while Katy Perry needs a team of people and a giant budget to make whipped cream shoot out of her tits, Sarah Dunne delivers a way more exciting effect with just a bag of 99 Cent store candy. Get into this grown Rebecca Black: The After Dark Version:

 

Sarah isn’t just a superficial pop star who sings about her cavity-inducing tits, she’s also a complex, multi-layered artist who isn’t afraid to make statements and get deep. Sarah did a parody of I Kissed A Girl (and songs like that) called Lez Jump On It. This looks like it was filmed in the parking lot of Sarah’s day job during her lunch break. Think of the talent it takes to pull off a work of art in such little time!

And in the video for the fourth single from her debut album Celebrity, Sarah put Natalie Portman in Closer to shame by working a pink wig while singing the clit-flicking anthem Flick It.

Sarah Dunne has more should-be hits and is still in the game. So the next time you see someone like Taylor Swift performing in front of thousands of people who paid way too much money to see her,  remind yourself that somewhere in the world is a multi-talented sugar tits-having pop blossom who is not doing it for the money. But is doing it for the art!

Pic: YouTube 

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