Nigh Crumbs

June 12, 2017 / Posted by:

The Mummy reboot starring Tommy Cruise flopped at the domestic box office. While hearing that news, Little Lord David Miscavige’s thetans probably convulsed with fear over Scientology’s big cash whore not bringing in as much money. But don’t worry, I’m sure David’s thetans burped up several sighs of relief after hearing that The Mummy made much, much more money overseas – Celebitchy

John Legend is just an Emmy away from becoming an EGOTer – Lainey Gossip

Bella Thorne decided to really switch her style up by dressing like a day-shift lot lizard instead of a primetime-shift lot lizard – Drunken Stepfather

For about five milliseconds, I thought that was Jeff Lewis next to Bethenny Frankel, but quickly realized it couldn’t be. The real Jeff Lewis would never agree to be photographed next to that busted jumpsuit on Bethenny’s body – Reality Tea 

Bank of America and Delta drop their sponsorship over a production of Julius Caesar after getting complaints from outraged tricks who obviously never read the play – Towleroad

Dear Bella Hadid, please move to your left more so that I can get a better look at Henry RollinsHollywood Tuna 

It was nice of Krystle Carrington to let ScarJo borrow one of her suits – Popoholic

In case you couldn’t figure out by the fact that Anderson Cooper uses the word “inappropriate” three times, he still thinks that Kathy Griffin’s Trump stunt was inappropriate – Just Jared

Julia Stiles is knocked up – Popsugar

I’m a little disappointed that Alex Minsky’s dick doesn’t have the words “thanks for not laughing” tattooed on it – (NSFW) OMG Blog

The only question I had about that Megan Leavey movie has been answered – Pajiba

The cast list for the new Battle of the Network stars had me at Lisa Welchel and it really had me at Donna MillsSOW

Future Ambassador to North Korea, Dennis Rodman, is going back to hang out with his homeboy Kim Jong-un. My thoughts are with the people of North Korea who have to pretend to be excited by Dennis Rodman’s presence – Mediaite

Pic: Universal Pictures


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