Hot Slut Of The Day!

Sergeant Billy Irvin, the tall drink of Florida hotness whose wet nipples moistened the loins of thirsty tricks everywhere. “Well, what do you know? I’m a thirsty trick and he’s dripping with thirst-quenching water!” – all of us thirsty tricks

On Friday, the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office started a panty pudding flood when they posted a picture on Facebook (via People) of Sgt. Billy Irvin’s Disney prince-looking ass after he had saved a woman from drowning. Jacksonville PD received a call on Tuesday afternoon about a body floating in St. Johns River. Sgt. Billy and other officers showed up at the scene and also thought the person had gone to the afterword. But after Sgt. Billy jumped into the river, he found out that she was alive and with the help of three construction workers, he swam her to a nearby boat and saved the day!

After the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office put up that picture and post, where they called him a hero, hard-up hos responded by saying that they’re going to throw themselves into the river so that Sgt. Hot Piece can scoop them up in his muscled-up arms, give them mouth-to-mouth (they didn’t specify which mouth) and save them. So the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office turned the hose on throbbing genitals with this PSA:

PSA: We can’t believe it’s come to this. We’ve had so many offers to have Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office Sgt Irvin rescue women from the St John’s river that we’d like to remind you all of the following:

A. Sgt Irvin works shift work (and we’re not telling you which shift) so there’s no guarantee that he’ll be on duty.
B. You don’t get to pick which hero comes to your rescue but all of our officers are available to come to any citizen’s aid 24/7.
C. Jumping in the SJR is dangerous and there are much safer options to meet a great guy.
D. There’s nothing our officers won’t do, WITHIN POLICY, to help any of our citizens have a safe and awesome day!

Please have a safe, happy, and DRY weekend!

I see what they did by putting DRY in all-caps like that. It’s their way of telling everyone to calm down and stop calling 911 to say, “Please send Sgt. Hot Piece right away! I’m drowning in the coochie cream river that gushed out of me while looking at that picture of him!”

Pic: Facebook