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June 10, 2017 / Posted by:

The Fidget Spinner Butt Plug!

A true artist and genius has shut up all of the tricks who say that fidget spinners are useless by making it beyond useful! If you play with a fidget spinner a lot and an annoyed friend has told you to shove it up your ass, now you can with ease!

The Etsy fuck toy shop, GlowFYourself (via Refinery29), is selling a fidget spinner butt plug, which sadly, they didn’t call the “fudget spinner butt plug.” It will cost you $35 to $55, depending on what size your ass needs. That’s a small price to pay for something that’ll make your brown sugar walls quiver as you de-stress. GlowFYourself puts it like this:

Here to help keep that A$$ focused, we present to you our custom made fidget spinner butt plugs!

Imagine the look on coworkers faces as they watch your stress levels bottom out, this toy could be the thing that keeps you cool and collected, any time your stressed, just sit and spin!

GlowFYourself doesn’t have a video of how their fidget spinner butt plug works and they call it a “novelty item,” so I have no idea if it can actually spin while up your b-hole. But if it can, then it’s a must-have for power bottoms whose piece is always stressed out. Just throw your ass up in the air, slide the fidget spinner butt plug in and let your piece spin their way to relaxation. It’s going to bring couples together!

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GlowFYourself also has other masterpiece butt plugs, like the JC and rosary one, which is great for someone who wants to save their soul through their hole. And yes, I just picked up a chancleta and slapped myself with it so the ghost of my Catholic abuelita wouldn’t have to.

Pics: GlowFYourself

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