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June 6, 2017 / Posted by:

JLo and A-Rod are still together and sharing portraits of their pure, deep love on Instagram. I, for one, can’t wait for them to show us the ultimate portrait of their love: a double centaur painting  – Lainey Gossip 

On one hand, this is coming from Star Magazine. On the other hand, I am surprised that Taylor Swift hasn’t filed a lawsuit against Katy Perry asking for a huge percentage of the sales from Swish Swish since she’s obviously the sole reason for why that song exists – Celebitchy

The good thing about Iggy Azalea’s rubber ass is that I don’t think sharks would attack it because they’d be too busy wondering what the fuck is going on there – Drunken Stepfather

I’m just going to tell myself that Heather Dubrow went hiking in that red bikini coverup – Reality Tea 

Just pretend it’s 2009 and get excited over seeing Chace Crawford’s waxed ass cheeks – OMG Blog

Every day, I pray that a bear will come to my door and ask to tickle my ivories, but this is not what I had in mind – SOW

The new season of Broad City has a strap-on, Shania Twain and RuPaul! – Pajiba

A weird, unnatural warm feeling filled my chest while watching this clip and I’m not sure why – Towleroad

Now back to our regularly scheduled program of Emily RideAJetSki showing her ass on social media – Hollywood Tuna 

Ryan Lochte says he thought about suicide after he got caught lie-telling in Rio – Just Jared

Here’s Selena Gomez wearing your first day of the 9th grade outfit from the 90s – Popoholic

If you hit the mute button while watching this video (which you really should), the first part kind of looks like Jimmy Fallon topping Justin Timberlake in the outdoors – Popsugar

This. Again. – Starcasm

Pic: Instagram

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