Halle Berry Says She’s Not Trying To Tell Us She’s Knocked Up

June 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Halle Berry is one of those sneaky types of attention whores. The kind that, when the paparazzi accosts her, she pretends to be annoyed and starts throwing shit and yelling at them like the crazy cat lady who lives on your grandmom’s block. But whenever she needs them for publicity, she tones the crazy all the way down. For example, at Saturday nights Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles, Halle arrived with her plus one either being a new baby friend forming in her belly, or the remains of a gigantic steak burrito from Taco Bell busting out of her gut.

Honey reports that Halle showed up packing a little extra weight in her mid section, and people were whispering that the weight belonged to a future income tax check dependent.

As of recently, Halle added a series of steamy pics to her Instagram page, one featuring her giving us Showgirls 2: Bitch Please realness behind smoked glass and the following of her wearing a t-shirt that looks like it came from a Walking Dead themed garage sale.

Summer’s coming… let’s shine up our crowns ladies! Let’s do it like @justmike_

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Clearly the shirt should have read “Stunt Queen Antics Comin’!” because that’s what this shit smells like. However, the shirt is very accurate, because according to the Mirror, Halle is single and free to do all the fucking she pleases right now.

The actress is not knowingly with anyone at the moment, having divorced her French actor husband Olivier Martinez in December 2016, with whom she has three-year-old son Maceo.

She’s also the mum to daughter Nahla, aged nine, who she shares with Gabriel Aubry from their previous relationship.

But speaking of children, Halle also had a conversation about her womb on Ellen in 2014:

Halle told Ellen DeGeneres on her chat show that discovering she was pregnant with her second child at the age of 47 was a total shock – especially as she thought her baby-making days were over.

“They call it a geriatric pregnancy. I was, you know, on my way … this is probably way TMI, but I was really, you know, kinda premenopausal so to have this happen was a huge [shock]. I mean, I didn’t think it was possible to have another baby … So, I’ve learned never to say never.”

Well, we can all say “never” this morning and join hands to let out a very loud “WOOHOO!!!,” because Maury’s test results are in and Halle….you are NOT the mother(to-be). Extra just cleared up these ridiculous science fiction type pregnancy rumors and swatted down speculation of her impending third kid with a huge “HELLLLLL NO!!”

Berry brought some attention to her tummy, placing her hand on it on the purple carpet as the cameras were flashing.

Her rep shut down the rumors, telling “Extra” Monday morning that she is not pregnant.

So basically what this means is that Halle noticed all the attention Janet Jackson got earlier this year from having her first child at the tender age of 50 and figured, “Let me slide on into my sparkly shit and get the paps tongues wagging for a bit!” Nice try Halle, but on this day we all played the role of Velma from Scooby-Doo to unmask your tricks and bullshit. FOILED AGAIN, BITCH!

Here are a few more pics of Mama Halle and the burrito baby at the Butterfly Ball.

Pics: WENN

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