No, this is not some sort of bizarre High School Musical/A Few Good Men erotic fan-fiction. A little-too-shredded-now-for-twink-porn Zac Efron and petite cultist Tom Cruise appeared on Graham Norton’s show to
butt-plug various projects. While there, Zac showed off some pole-dancing skills as Tom probably stained his secret thong. All I know is, that’s a lot of gay in once place (not that that’s a bad thing).
Graham showed a pic of Zac holding himself sideways on a parking meter, which led to Graham making Zac showing off that trick with a stripper pole. So much subtext! How did Zac react when Tom asked him to show that trick again “on the pole back at my hotel room?” My favorite part of this was Tom’s reaction to the photo. According to People:
When Norton asked Efron if the picture had been photoshopped, fellow exercise enthusiast Cruise said, “No, he’s doing it.”
I’m assuming that People graciously left out “Tom said in a husky voice, while surreptitiously wiping the lust drool off his perpetually smiling face.”
Watch Zac Efron handle his pole for his biggest fan, below.