Charlie Sheen’s Got A New Angel

June 3, 2017 / Posted by:

Infinite disaster person Charlie Sheen has somehow convinced a model-type to be his newest future mistake. Or the other way around? Either way, he’s obviously still #winning.

The Daily Mail (via New York Daily News) reports that Charlie introduced the latest goddess to the paparazzi outside of a restaurant in Santa Monica. Her name is Julia Stambler (more like: HelpMeOhGodHelpMeHeCrazy2017 on Twitter), but Charlie lovingly refers to her as “Jools.”

Now a year later, Sheen posed for pictures with Jools for the paparazzi and chatted with photographers as soon as she emerged from their car.

“This is my girlfriend, that’s Jools. No one’s got a photo of us yet.”

Sheen and his the family visited the swanky Italian eatery to celebrate his daughter Lola’s 12th birthday.

TMZ has the deets on “Jools.” She’s a bikini model who was once an extra on Entourage. Sounds about right. You weren’t expecting a Doctor Without A Border or some sort of MIT mathematics professor, right? Guess what other job “Jools” held? She was a nanny to his twins with fellow infinite disaster person and ex-wife, Brooke Mueller. In Charlie’s defense, it was a long time between relationships with Brooke and “Jools.” There were at least a couple of porn star engagements in there.

Charlie’s ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, hired Julia around the time Charlie was engaged to Brett Rossi.

And get this … Brooke’s the one who introduced Julia to Charlie!!!

I wouldn’t consider that much of a favor. Charlie was engaged to porn actress Brett Rossi (tn: Scottine Ross), but broke it off in October 2014. According to the Washington Post, Charlie was investigated for stalking Brett around this time last year. Someone please send a PDF of that particular police report to “Jools.” Or just copy and paste his Wikipedia entry. The “Substance Abuse and Legal Issues” section is a little too lengthy for a legit love interest. It’s not worth the Two And A Half Men royalties money, “Jools.”

Pic: Instagram

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