If you looked out your window today and saw a bunch of lighting bolts shooting down from the heavens, that was from God striking bitches down for having the audacity to correct Oprah!
The Mighty O sent one of her minions (Gayle King) out into her garden to pick something fresh for her to pose with, and after another minion (Gayle King again) took a picture of her with her harvest, she posted it onto Instagram with the caption: “What to do with all this Dill?#HarvestDay.” The only herb I really have in my house right now is the good shit and even I know that’s not dill. Some brave and bold souls let The Mighty O know that she was wrong and one of them was Jamie Oliver who earned a million YouInDangerGirl.GIFs by daring to school thee Oprah! via The Cut
Two things are probably going to happen. 1. In the near future, Oprah will throw a dinner party and serve her guests roasted, slow-fried, finely sliced Oliver meat with olive oil, salt and pepper. And 2. The next time you go to the grocery store, fennel will be labeled as “dill.” Yes, fennel is dill now. The Mighty O has ruled.