Jon Hamm did an interview with InStyle for their newest issue and he was asked about being single after breaking up with Jennifer Westfeldt, his partner of 15 years, in 2015. As The Hammaconda swiped through Tinder, its owner said this about the single life:
“It’s hard. It’s hard to be single after being together for a long time. It’s really hard. It sucks.”
Jon Hamm may be trying to fix that, because Page Six says that at an event for his new movie Baby Driver (which sadly isn’t a Latarian Milton biopic), Kate Beckinsale was magnet and he was steeeeeeeel.
A witness said that Jon kept going back to where Kate was sitting and the two flirted as her third wheel friend sat there. We are all Kate Beckinsale’s third wheel friend.
“They were flirting and he kept going back to her all night. It was like he couldn’t leave her. She had a friend with her, but they were kind of ignoring her and just talking to each other. He was leaning in to talk . . . [Kate] was laughing and giggling.”
Jon Hamm is 46 years old and Kate Beckinsale is 43 years old, so I’m looking at Page Six’s story the same way I look at a message from a hot dude on Grindr. It could be real, but the truth is, I’m probably getting trolled. I mean, if a 40-something actor was seen flirting with an actress his same age at a Hollywood event, paramedics would’ve been called to treat all the guests who went into convulsions from the shock of it all. But if it is true, then I’d like to think that eventually, The Hammaconda felt sorry for Kate’s third wheel friend and slithered on over to keep her company by talking about current events and the weather. In my mind, The Hammaconda is a gentlepeen like that.
And here’s pictures of a cock-blocking paper bag covering The Hammaconda as Jon left a grocery store in L.A. a few weeks ago: