To celebrate the start of Gay Pride Month, Billboard asked A-list superstars of the music world like CupcakKe, Cousin Dionne Warwick, Celine Dion, Belinda Carlisle and Liza to write a love letter to the LGBTQ community. Brit Brit Spears wrote words of sweetness too, and since she (or Daddy Spears), knew that hater whores like myself would say there’s no way she wrote that letter herself, she gave Billboard receipts.
Brit Brit gave them a picture of her working Wite Out-covered nails while writing the letter in what looks like the middle of an Ethan Allen showroom.
This is my letter of love to all my LGBTQ fans. Continuously throughout my career, you’ve always been so vocal about what a positive impact I’ve had on you — that I’ve instilled joy, hope and love in you at times when there was none. That my music is an inspiration. That my story gives you hope.
But I have a secret to share with you. You see, it’s actually you that lifts me up. The unwavering loyalty. the lack of judgment. The unapologetic truth. Acceptance! Your stories are what inspire me, bring me joy and make me and my sons strive to be better people.
I love you.
Hmm……. I’m still not sure if that letter came from Britney herself. First of all, there’s not a piece of chewed-up gum stuck to the corner of the letter. Second of all, the Britney I know (read: the one I made up in my head) only writes with Cheetos ink, and it’s nearly impossible for her to finish writing a letter. Because she only uses Slim Jim-scented stationary and every time she gets a whiff of it, she eats the paper and the letter is gone. Every time!
And here’s the fashion and gay icon strolling through the airport in Tokyo today.