Archives: June 2017

Open Post: Hosted By The New Reigning Queen Of Ugly Dogs!

June 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Another World’s Ugliest Dog Pageant has happened and I’m yet again screaming for a damn REDO!

The 29th annual World’s Ugliest Dog Contest was held in Petaluma, CA yesterday, and I haven’t checked what the weather was up there, but I’m guessing it was so damn hot that the sun’s rays melted the retinas of the judges and caused them not to see right. Because the gorgeous pooch who ended up with the illustrious title and prize package ($1,500 and a trip to NYC to work the media circuit) was Martha, a 3-year-old Neapolitan Mastiff from Sebastopol, CA. I don’t know how the hell that happened. If I go to the dog park right now, I’d immediately see at least 5 dogs that are uglier than Martha (“There must be a 5-way mirror at the entrance of the dog park you go to, bitch!” – you)

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Aaron Carter Was Hospitalized After A Show In Syracuse

June 24, 2017 / Posted by:

I’m not ashamed to admit that I missed out on all the hype surrounding Aaron Carter back in the day. Mainly because when he was famous (is he still famous?), I was spending my days and nights getting liquored up and accruing student loan debt in my 20’s. Luckily people still care about him, which is a very good thing, because on Thursday Aaron was hospitalized!

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Al Sharpton Doesn’t Care What You Think About His New Body

June 24, 2017 / Posted by:

OG civil-rights activist (and long-lost member of The Temptations) Rev. Al Sharpton has been woke since before most of us knew how to wipe our asses. And recently, Rev. Al has been showcasing his newer, slimmer body in a series of selfies on his Instagram that can only be identified as what James Brown would look like now if he arose from the dead and became a Zumba instructor.

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Charlie Sheen Is Being Sued For Allegedly Exposing Ex To HIV

June 24, 2017 / Posted by:

You know, not too long ago we all gathered around the television screen and laughed at Charlie Sheen (which I didn’t intend to rhyme, but now it’s my favorite poem ever!) as he spoke about his slew of #WINNING, his brokedown goddesses and possession of “tiger’s blood”. Well, those were much simpler times before Charlie became a certified nutcase and shimmied his way into infamy by acting like our favorite neighborhood crackhead. Take for instance the newest allegation being brought from one of his former fuck buddies.

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Birthday Sluts

June 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Michele Lee (75)
Candace Patton (29)
Stassi Schroeder (29)
Kaitlin Cullum (31)
Solange “Basement Baby” Knowles (31)
Vanessa Ray (36)
Minka Kelly (37)
Mindy Kaling (38)
Petra Němcová (38)
Kelly Wiglesworth (40)
Sherry Stringfield (50)
Hope Sandoval (51)
Iain Glen (56)
Tommy Lister (59)
Joe Penny (61)
Betsy Randle (62)
Nancy Allen (67)
Mick Fleetwood (70)
Peter Weller (70)
Robert Downey Sr. (81)

Pic: Getty

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