Night Crumbs
Some lucky dog (and yes, I screamed “whore” at that dog a few times) got pet by Prince Hot Ginge at the UK Team launch for the 2017 Invictus Games in London today. So let’s see, if I want PHG to pat my head (wink wink) all sweet-like, I have to be a service dog. I would apply, but I wouldn’t get the job after they found out that I have fleas, don’t take direction too good and will only get up from a nap if PHG pets me – Lainey Gossip
You won’t believe this, but Charlotte McKinney spent Memorial Day weekend in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather
You also won’t believe this, but Olivia Munn’s ass spent its Memorial Day weekend in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna
In case you forgot that Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay had a stupid feud, they did, but it’s over now – Celebitchy
The East Coast Parasite Hilton turned Real Housewife of NYC named Tinsley Mortimer is dating a coupon mogul – Reality Tea
Scott Speedman showed up to Keri Russell’s Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony today. If she was really a friend, she would’ve told him that his “sloppy Hawaiian private investigator” ensemble was doing nothing for him and he needed to take it off. Right there. In front of the cameras. – Popsugar
Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Coldplay and Justin Bieber will join Ariana Grande in her charity concert for the victims of the Manchester attack – Towleroad
Um, okay, but Wonder Woman would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of 1000000% if Lynda Carter was in it! – Pajiba
Ariel Winter captioned this thirsty bikini pic with “Happy Memorial Day.” It’s the THOT that counts, I guess – Popoholic
Um, has anyone told Jared Leto that he’s not playing The Joker anymore? – Just Jared
Someone wanted to assassinate the Green Power Ranger at ComicCon in Phoenix, and you know, that’s not even the craziest headline of the week – OMG Blog
DUH. – SOW
Red has lost her Mickey, because Robert Michael Morris from The Comeback has died – Boy Culture
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