Open Post: Hosted By Dlisted’s Favorite Musical Artiste Giving You The Video Of The Year! 

May 29, 2017 / Posted by:

Forever reigning Queen of Rap, former HSOTD, ho shit icon and poetry scholar CupcakKe is back to show all the hos in the music industry that you don’t need a seven figure budget to make a video worthy of the Smithsonian. All you need is a friend’s freshly renovated apartment, a gift card to Whole Foods, a non-allergy to corn, a head nurse costume from your favorite hooker store, no gag reflex and insane mounts of grace and gentility.

Because today is Memorial Day and CupcakKe’s new song features the poetic lyric, “I’ll eat that sausage all day like it’s Memorial Day/ I’m talking barbecue sauce and mustard on it/ And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it,” she has squirted out the video for it. Not only is it a work of art, but it’s also very educational and should be shown at the most prestigious medical schools in the world!

Someone has finally put Dr. Oz out of a job and it’s Nurse CupcakKe. In the video, Nurse CupcakKe shows up to some dude’s apartment and saves his life by sucking a corn cob over his crotch. Nurse Practitioner CupcakKe (more like Nurse Pracdicktioner) brings dick to life by giving it CPR! And Nurse CupcakKe brought me back to life again by deep throating a corn cob in the microwave and tonguing one of the three holes of a pretzel. Those greedy and evil pharmaceutical executives will shake with fear once they find out that CupcakKe has let the general public know that most ailments can be cured with a beej and a rim job!

If Jabba the Trump knew what he was doing, he would immediately make CupcakKe our new Surgeon General!

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