Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Dr. Olivia Doll, the highly-esteemed doctor dog who is on the board of more international medical journals than you!

In that picture of Dr. Olivia “Ollie” Doll, it may look like she just spotted a hot doggy b-hole she wants to sniff or heard the sound of her human opening up her can of dog food. But in that picture, her medical genius of a brain is contemplating the complex scientific subject of doggy belly rubs. Dr. Doll is on the board of seven medical journals, she’s listed as a senior lecturer at the Subiaco College of Veterinary Science (her lectures, which I’m sure are nothing but barks and groans, are probably more interesting than most) and she’s been featured in the prestigious Medical Journal of Australia’s Insight magazine. But well, Dr. Doll is as much of a doctor as that fake teen doctor is.

The West Australian says that Dr. Doll’s human, Mike Daube of Perth, Western Australia, is a public health professor who wanted to expose the fact that some medical journals are a total joke and a sham. So he created a fake academic profile for his dog and applied for positions on medical journal boards. He also used a picture of Kylie Minogue in glasses as “Dr. Doll’s” picture. On Dr. Doll’s bio, Mike wrote that she’s a past associate of the Shenton Park Institute for Canine Refuge Studies, and her specialities are “the benefits of abdominal massage for medium-sized canines” and “the role of domestic canines in promoting optimal mental health in aging males.” That should’ve made those medical journals realize that they were being trolled, but it didn’t.

Dr. Doll made the board of several medical journals, was even about to become the associate editor of the Global Journal of Addiction and Rehabilitation Medicine and was asked to review a research paper about tumors. Mike told Perth Now that he hopes Dr. Doll’s scam will make young academics think twice about sending their papers to bunk medical journals.

 “Every academic gets several of these emails a day from sham journals. The more I saw of it, the more I thought that you need a light shining on these things. While this started as something lighthearted, I think it is important to expose shams of this kind which prey on the gullible, especially young or naive academics and those from developing countries. It gives all researchers paws for thought.”

Dr. Doll is a total grifter and her medical degrees hold as much weight as a pooch fart, but with that being said, I’d totally take her medical advice over any medical advice given to me by fucking WebMD.

Pic: ABC Radio Perth/Facebook/Mike Daube

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