Hot Slut Of The Day! 

May 27, 2017 / Posted by:

The pole that fucked with an angry man’s tirade against a damn driver!

Honestly, I wasn’t sure who the true HSOTD was in this video. I almost went with the pepaw, because one day, we’ll all be “old man yells at cloud” (or in this case, “old man yells at car”). Then I almost went with the dog, because well, it’s a dog and pooch deserves some recognition for not letting out a tornado of HAHAHAs after its human ate pole. But I’m going with the pole, because if it wasn’t for it, this video would’ve never ever reached VIRAL STAR STATUS!

Chris Smith was driving along the streets of Adelaide, South Australia when he drove up to a red light. Chris’ dashcam caught a pissed off man with a dog who thought he was driving up too fast and let that trick know by throwing the international sign for, “You goddamn motherfuckin’ stupid piece of shit youngin’ hooligan!”  But as he walked off, a pole ruined his melodramatic angry exit by existing. Chris Smith’s rival-of-the-minute kissed the pole with his face and that only filled his veins with more piping hot rage. The Australian Grampa Simpson should’ve cursed out that damn pole for being in his way, but he went off on Chris instead.

I’m firmly on Team Mad Pepaw In The Red Hat. Fuck Chris the Driver for driving. Fuck the car for being a car. Fuck today’s HSOTD for being a pole. Fuck them all. Get off that pepaw’s lawn street!

Pic: YouTube

 

 

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