Bella Hadid Touched Leonardo DiCaprio’s Shoulder, So They Might Be A Thing

Model devourer and “Pussy Posse” elder statesman, Leonardo DiCaprio, attended the amfAR gala at Cannes on Thursday. Fellow guest and desolate-eyed model, Bella Hadid, was photographed speaking with him while having placed one hand on his shoulder. This is celebrity gossip, so that means they’re totally fucking.

Is there a model that Leo hasn’t put his greasy body atop? Isn’t it sort of a rite of passage for these poor girls – having to “date” Leo DiCaprio? Ugh, I know you’re pretty, but there’s always grad school, girls. E! News is on top of it all.

Bella Hadid and Leonardo DiCaprio are sparking romance rumors after they were spotted together at the amfAR charity gala during the 2017 Cannes Film Festival on Thursday. DiCaprio arrived in Cannes shortly after news broke that he and girlfriend Nina Agdal had split after one year together.

Leo and Bella (LeBella?) might have caught each other’s genitals eyes when Bella walked the runway for ultra-violent supermodel Naomi Campbell’s Fashion for Relief benefit earlier in the week. Leo was in the audience, probably making notes and taking creeper photos with his phone. He’s obviously doing the prep work before selecting the next model he will bore with climate change facts while boning. Which probably goes something like this: Leo- “You know, in my documentary about climate control…” Bella- “What is this thing you call ‘climate change?’ Does this water have calories?”

All of this could probably be just speculation. In a video on their site (watch below), E! quotes a “source” as saying that Bella and Leo are “just friends” and “there’s nothing going on.”

Yep, they’re totally fucking. Bella is 20, so that puts her in the correct age range. Her sister, Gigi Hadid, might have more of a recognizable brand, but she’s 22. That’s edging dangerously close to the cut-off point for the 42-year-old former Oscar desperate. Once these gals hit 25, they have to walk the plank and a new victim strides off the runway and onto his Cannes yacht. Don’t get too comfy, Bella honey, unless you’re able to keep doctoring a birth certificate.

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