Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ollie Mason-Clarke, the hero from New Zealand who pulled off one of the most romantic stunts in history by getting a drone to deliver KFC to his girlfriend!
I thought that I had seen the purest definition of real love yesterday when I watched that video of Melissa Smith putting herself in danger’s way to save her beloved boo (aka her SUV). But Melissa Smith has been beat by our modern day Cyrano – Actually, scratch that. It’s wrong to compare Ollie to Cyrano since he’s in a romantic class of his own. I mean, did Cyrano tell Christian to woo Roxane by sending her fast food via drone? I think not.
Ollie Mason-Clarke is a muscled-up Kiwi (Side note: Since, we’re all wondering, this is what he looks like topless.) who runs the Instagram page King of Cheat Meals. Ollie isn’t only the King of Cheat Meals, he’s also the Kiwi King of Romance. Ollie’s got a finger-licking obsession with KFC and he made that clear last Valentine’s Day when he got his girlfriend Sarah Collier, the Queen of Cheat Meals, a gorgeous bouquet of fried chicken. And he really made his obsession clear when he came up with the idea to cater a romantic picnic lunch with KFC delivered by a drone.
The New Zealand Herald says that Ollie got together with Visualise Media to document his mission of love. Ollie attached a letter, his order and money to a drone and sent it off to a KFC. The employee at the KFC read the note, got the order together and sent it off. Ollie swears it wasn’t a marketing stunt for KFC (uh huh), but he did work with KFC to make sure the employees and customers were safe during filming. He also made sure he followed the rules of the Civil Aviation Authority. And I’m sure that after they enjoyed their romantic picnic meal of deep fried preservatives, she laid in his arms as he read her passages from Wings of Desire.
The internet has lied to me more than my dad has, so this could be fake, but I’m going to tell myself that it’s true. Because during these times, we all need hope we can cling to. And there’s no greater hope than the possibility that in the near future, us hermit ass losers will be able to get fast food deliciousness without having to leave our house and interact with humans.
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