Afternoon Crumbs
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up three months ago, but it looks like he got visitation rights with her dog Butters. Hmmm… I never thought about what I would say if an ex wanted visitation rights with my dog. I’d probably be very reasonable and say that I’ll gladly give him visitation rights if he gives me a giant monthly doggy support check to pay for my pooch’s all organic food, must-needed weekly grooming appointments, designer clothes, team of nannies and for the therapy he’ll need when he comes back from a visit and realizes he wasn’t free of my annoying ass forever. That last one wouldn’t be bullshit – Lainey Gossip
LeAnn Rimes says that everyone freaked out when she did something called “Tight Tush Tuesday” on Instagram. By “everyone” I’m guessing she means the dozens of fake accounts she created to like her own pics – Celebitchy
Rita Ora is in Cannes wearing what looks like a Louis Vuitton knock-off bikini bought from a swap meet – Drunken Stepfather
Vicki Gunvalson says that she’s not spending time with her cancer faker ex, which means that she’s totally spending time with her cancer faker ex – Reality Tea
Ariana Grande is going back to Manchester to do a charity show for the victims – Towleroad
(Tilt your head to the side, grab the bottle of bleach and gently pour into your ear until the disturbing images are gone.) You’re going to need those instructions after seeing this little clip of Bella Thorne eyeing the camera while dry boning a napkin – Hollywood Tuna
Emily RideAJetSki is still in Cannes – Popoholic
Derek Hough brought out his Ken doll nipples on American Ninja Warrior – Just Jared
New goal life: getting my tarot cards read by Rochelle from The Craft – Popsugar
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