Another Teen Mom Might Be Doing Porn

May 25, 2017 / Posted by:

A million years ago (in the 90’s, to be more specific), I knew a lot of teen moms growing up and none of them got paid to be on their own damn TV show. Honestly, the only checks they received came from WIC. That all changed in 2009 when MTV’s reality series Teen Mom introduced a bunch of girls with babies into our lives.

Fast forward to 2017 where one of the moms, Amber Portwood, may be following in fellow Teen Mom alum (and Dlisted patron saint of bad decision making) Farrah Abraham into the lovely world of having protein slurpees chucked into her face (AKA porn).

US Weekly reports that Vivid Entertainment CEO Steven Hirsh recently sat down with Amber and her fiancé Matt Baier to discuss a potential sex tape for which she would be given an $85,000 advance as well as 35% of the net revenues. If I was Amber, my clothes would have come off as soon as they said $85,000. E! News said she had this to say about it:

“It’s in consideration. I still have not made up my mind. I am not strapped for cash. I have a nice house, a nice life. I have everything I need. But I’m a business person.”

She also said she could put the money towards “opening rehab centers all over the world.” We’ll all need to check into a rehab center after being subjected to that mess. But as she said, it’s just “in very preliminary talks” right now with Vivid.

“Right now I’m weighing the pros and cons. I’ve called most of my family and they told me they love me no matter what.”

Many find this turn of events contradictory since she became the truest of prudes when Backdoor Farrah decided to buss it wide with a dick inside of her on camera in 2013. And now that Amber is toying with the idea of fake moaning for a Vivid check, Farrah had this to say, according to US Weekly:

“They hope to follow in footsteps of mine, the envy of them wanting to be me never fails. I doubt doing a sex tape at 26 is the right direction. It’s sad how hard Amber tries to be me.”

My main question is, why does Farrah sound like a retired boxer whose taken one too many punches to the head? Or, perhaps she sounds like that from giving too much head?

In any event, the real victims of this fuckery are the kids. Because God forbid they come across their mother’s discount porn videos in a few years and have to go to therapy to get over what they’ve seen. Oh, who am I kidding? Those kids were gonna be in therapy anyway!

Pic: Instagram

 

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