Open Post And Programming Note: Hosted By Maru’s Tenth Birthday!

May 24, 2017 / Posted by: Michael K

For the past few weeks, I’ve been at my mom’s house, helping her pack up nearly 40 years of stuff she’s collected since moving in here. (“I haven’t lived here for 40 years! That’s impossible since I’m only 42!” – my mom) So basically, I’ve been living in an episode of Hoarders, but not nearly AS bad and without the cat carcasses and old garage refrigerator filled with moth-eaten kids clothes she swears she’s going to gift to someone.

Today is finally moving day, so I’ll be in and out of Dlisted until next Tuesday. Ben is covering for me and everything should be back to normal on Tuesday…. unless my mom has me arrested after finding out that I sneakily threw away the dozens of dry cleaning hangers she kept and packed. That’s entirely possible.

So before I end up in jail for dry cleaning hanger theft, let me post this video of one of the internet’s first sweethearts, the box-loving pussy Maru. Today is Maru’s 10th birthday and his human celebrated with some of his greatest hits.

And after weeks of packing and after seeing that pussy stuff himself in a box, I never want to see a cardboard box ever ever again!

Pic: YouTube

Tags: Open Post

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