There Will Be No Hateration Or Holleration In This Dancerie On Mary J. Blige’s Watch!

May 23, 2017 / Posted by:

This is non-news as it is and since it’s from The Sun, it’s probably fake, but I don’t care. With all the awful news going around, we all need this beautiful tale about Mary J. Blige stopping a tussle between a drunken Kate Moss and some other mess at Cannes. Just let me believe that Mary J. Blige is an anti-drunken fight warrior.

Mary J. Blige and Kate Moss both walked the runway in Naomi Campbell’s Fashion For Relief charity show during the Cannes Film Festival. A witness (read: The Sun’s intern who is putting their creative writing degree to good use) says that at the after-party, Kate Moss was getting Kate Moss levels of plastered when some dumbass trick decided to mess with the wrong bitch. Some “girl” came up to Kate Moss for reasons that I don’t even think the “source” knows. Just when Kate was about to cut that bitch up like she was a line of coke, Mary J. Blige and others stopped the foolery before it really started.

“It was the early hours of the morning and Kate was really letting rip. She was downing bottles of wine and throwing the flower arrangements around. One of the girls came up to her and started squaring up, she didn’t like it one bit. It was about to get physical before Mary stepped in.”

First of all, I don’t know if it’s possible for Kate Moss to get ripped on just bottles of wine. That’s toddler shit. Second of all, Naomi Campbell was there and only Naomi Campbell gets in fights at her own party. So Mary wouldn’t need to step in, because Naomi would’ve seen the fight going down from her throne, picked up her cell phone, aimed and threw it. That phone would’ve hit Kate’s one-night rival in the head and hit Kate in the head before returning to its owner. Problem solved!

Pics: Wenn.com

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