Brad Pitt is in Tokyo promoting his new movie War Machine (I originally typed “Whore Machine,” which is a great title for a Katrashian documentary), and I see that he’s still trying to convince us that he’s renewed and a changed trick by dressing like a born again who was just baptized and now looks at the world through rose-colored glasses. Or maybe Brad isn’t trying to punch our brains with that message again and he just really wanted to look like a Backstreet Boy who can’t let go of the glory days.
Brad Pitt is also a cigarette away from looking like a member of The Guilty Remnant, that cult from The Leftovers. Mr. Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, is on The Leftovers. So I’ll be really disappointed if the tabloids don’t somehow try to link Brad dressed like an extra from The Leftovers to wanting Jen back. Don’t let me down, tabloids!