Night Crumbs
Twitter dreams do come true! RiRi and Lupita Nyong’o will star in a buddy comedy that’s based on a tweet that said they look like friends who scam rich white men. Issa Rae will write the script and Ava DuVernay is directing. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to furiously search the internet for a picture of both Alexander Skarsgard and Idris Elba, so that I can tweet that they look like sex addicted lovers who can’t stop fucking each other – Popsugar
Russell Crowe, who once said that he was on Team Nicole Kidman after her divorce from Tom Cruise, is now on Team Neutral, because I guess he’s not getting multi-million dollar offers to star opposite Nicole in big-budget movies – Lainey Gossip
Prostitution Whore-ah, formerly of Real Housewives of New Jersey, got engaged for the 4 millionth time – Reality Tea
Never mind Nicole Kidman wearing what looks like a costume from a Las Vegas production of Some Like It Hot, John Cameron Mitchell and his checkered bulge (yes, I zoomed in) are stealing the shot – Celebitchy
And here’s Olsen nips brought to you by the third Olsen – Drunken Stepfather
Sense8 delivered some b-hole quivering From Here To Eternity gay action complete with thongs! – Towleroad
Move to the side, Blake, Gwen and Nicole, and let that blond dandy (aka the real star of the picture) step forward – Hollywood Tuna
Ariel Winter looks like she’s doing Hipster Ariel cosplay – Popoholic
Like every other damn show on the planet, The L-Word may be getting some kind of revival – OMG Blog
Future inmate #666 Abby Lee Miller tried to get in to see Hello, Dolly! and was basically told “Bye, Abby!” – Jezebel
Lin-Manuel Miranda’s voice will be in the DuckTales reboot – Pajiba
And because it’s been another shitty news day, let’s end with some Charo and Mr. T! – SOW
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