Night Crumbs
— kat (@bgardnerfanclub) May 18, 2017
Alex Rodriguez did commentary shit for last night’s Yankees-Royals game, and to promote his debut, MLB on Fox tweeted a picture of him looking all professional. But when Twitter zoomed in on his notebook, they saw the note: Child – Birth Control, Baby, Pull Out Stuff. Let’s all slow clap for A-Rod because it looks like he’s come a long way from asking “How is babby formed?” on Yahoo! Answers – Lainey Gossip
Keep trying, Pippa Middleton, but you will never be able to match the Cinderella elegance of Katie Price’s first wedding – Celebitchy
Joanna Krupa’s new man looks like a Zoolander-fied Billy Ray Cyrus (I refuse to call his ass Cyrus) – Reality Tea
Kendall Jenner should be hiding her face out of shame for wearing that ugly macrame shit – Drunken Stepfather
Harry Styles did Carpool Karaoke and he should keep that “extra from Cruising” look because it IS the look – Towleroad
Bella Hadid did some photo shoot that’s Flashdance meets 80s German sex club, and yes, Harry Styles would look better in every one of these outfits – Hollywood Tuna
Today in “When the dick is so good you’ll give up your crown for it!” – Popsugar
Err, somebody should really restart Emily RideAJetSki, because I think she’s stuck on open-eyed sleep mode – Popoholic
Former DC trick, Tom Hardy, has slid on over to Marvel to play Venom – Just Jared
I would’ve divorced Anthony Weiner as soon as I saw those sad excuse for dick pics he sent, but better late than never, I guess – Jezebel