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May 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Bryan Amann, the Arizona attention whore who saw the spotlight, stepped into the spotlight and conquered the spotlight!

On Wednesday in Scottsdale, a news chopper was covering a three-car crash that also involved an office building. Bryan was at his desk in a different office building and while watching Fox10’s livefeed, he realized the chopper was close to him and that’s when he realized that was the time to finally fulfill his lifelong dream of sharing his spectacular dance moves with the world (or at least those watching a local news livefeed in the afternoon)!!!!

Bryan tells Fox10 that he told his co-workers he was going into the parking lot and when he hit his mark, he looked on his phone to make sure he was live and that’s when the Arizona Billy Elliot danced danced danced danced danced for his life!

“When I ran over there, I had to look at my phone to make sure that the guy was looking at me. You gotta get the guys attention and then when he had me on the zoom it was go time. As I was doing my moves, I had to make sure I was still in the screen, because I wouldn’t want to waste good dance moves.”

A very, very wise philosopher and dance master named Miss Grant once said, “You’ve got big dreams? You want fame? Well, fame costs and right here is where you start paying in sweat. I want to see sweat.” Well, Bryan showed us sweat and the sweat didn’t come from it being hotter than a dragon’s tonsil stone in Scottsdale. The sweat came from Bryan dancing like a dad at a BBQ after his third beer.

Stealing the spotlight from the scene of a car crash? I didn’t think that this generation’s Laura Mars would be a dude from Scottsdale, but here we are!

Pic: Fox10 (For Amber)

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