Night Crumbs

May 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift is apparently “bummed” that the news of her latest British boyfriend (which her PR team totally didn’t leak) got out. I don’t blame Tay Tay. She and her latest British boyfriend probably planned to make their couple debut in totally not staged paparazzi pics and they spent weeks working with a body language expert and acting coaches only to be foiled!  – Lainey Gossip 

Uma Thurman in pink >>>>>>>>> Bella Hadid in pink – Celebitchy

Amanda Seyfried needs to take pap stroll walking lessons from her dog because that pooch is working it – Drunken Stepfather

You probably won’t see any “For your consideration” ads for Mom in the trades, or whatever, because they’re giving their entire $250,000 awards campaign budget to Planned Parenthood – Popsugar

Lisa Vanderpump celebrates (temporarily) saving the dogs of Yulin, and I’d clap for her, but I’m too busy loving the dog throwing a “Bitch, what are you wearing?” side-eye at JiggyReality Tea

Arrested Development is getting another encore season – Jezebel

You’ll love Frankie Grande Latte’s new song if you love songs that sound like they were rejected from a knock-off Hedwig musical done by a community theater – Towleroad

‘Til’ Tuesday era Aimee Mann + Edwards Scissorhands + Company B + a drop of Miss Havisham = Nicole Kidman in punk drag – Pajiba

Kendall Jenner’s new La Perla ads are out and those plastic flowers are out-posing her – Hollywood Tuna

Emily RideAJetSki is serving “rich mannequin giving itself a breast self-exam” – Popoholic

The answer is: DUH! – The Superficial

In case you don’t watch The Leftovers, here’s some wild crotch bush and peen brought to you by Jack BennettOMG Blog

Amber Heard’s Mera looks more like Ariel from The Little Mermaid going to a costume party as Poison Ivy – Just Jared

Pic: Wenn.com 

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