Hot Slut Of The Day!
Chloe, the heroic dog who went against her canine vow to never ever help the enemy (read: cats) by finding a pussy-in-need!
Two months ago, a fire ate a home in South Haven, Michigan and it nearly sent Chloe the dog to heaven and the family believed it killed their cat Ringer. But sort of kind of not really like the TV show Ringer, Ringer the cat turned out to be alive and Chloe is the one who found him. Chloe and Ringer’s human Christine Marr tells Fox17 that they’ve been back to their house many times since the fire two months ago and they never heard a meow or noticed signs of life. But on Sunday, Chloe went to the house for the first time since almost dying there and started sniffing at one particular spot in the dining room.
Christine went to the spot, shined a flashlight and saw what she thought was a stray cat but it turned out to be the long lost pussy Ringer! Ringer was alive the entire time! No, Ringer didn’t fake his death in that fire because he wanted to get away from Chloe and then was pissed that the goddamn dog found him out. (I think.) Ringer didn’t mean to be torn from his family, because when he was found he was really down and out. He was malnourished and lost half of his body weight from barely eating and drinking water. But the vet says that he’s expected to make a full recovery! And Ringer owes it all to Chloe!
Chloe should be awarded with some kind of medal of honor for finding Ringer and Ringer should be the one to put that medal around her heroic neck. And here’s a picture of Ringer and the hero dog who he’ll spend his entire life thanking for saving his life!
And here’s a close-up of Ringer’s face as he realizes he’ll have to spend his entire life thanking a goddamn dog for saving his life.
