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May 17, 2017 / Posted by:

A source says that Johnny Depp is spending time with his kids and dating a little after his wreck of a divorce from Amber Heard. When Jennifer Garner filed for divorce from Ben Affleck, a source also said that he’s dating a little. A source also said the same thing about Brad Pitt. So I guess all of those “sources” reached into the same PR filed marked: What to say about the dating life of a now single middle-aged millionaire movie star  – Lainey Gossip

Duchess Kate is apparently afraid of her kids acting a mess at her sister’s wedding. That wedding is probably going to be more boring than a dried water chestnut so I’m counting on Prince George to spice it up with his antics – Celebitchy

Dear Kate Beckinsale, we already have one Hilaria Baldwin. We don’t need another – Drunken Stepfather

Nick and Aaron Carter are mourning the loss of their father Bob CarterPopsugar

The messy savior of last season, Kelly Dodd, will return to Real HouseWrecks of Orange County Reality Tea 

Bella Hadid looks like an extra from a low-budget remake of Clueless and I don’t hate it – Popoholic

It felt like the Oscars just happened, but they’ve already announced that Jimmy Kimmel is hosting the next one again – SOW

Kevin Keller, Betty and Veronica’s gay friend on Riverdale, will be a regular next season  – Towleroad

Our modern day St. Francis known as Lisa Vanderpump finally saved the dogs of Yunin!!! – Jezebel

Michael Moore is doing a Trump documentary now…. – Pajiba

And today in “The Fuck Did You Expect When You Bought Tickets To See That Douche Rash?” news… – The Superficial 

Sara Jean Underwood’s plan to trade nipple shots for fan donations seems to be working – Hollywood Tuna 

Gisele Bundchen said that Tom Brady has had multiple concussions and I’m surprised she didn’t follow that up by saying, “And so now you know why he supports Trump!” – Just Jared

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