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May 17, 2017 / Posted by:

The solar-powered credit card calculator!

One of the most precious and impressive items that held a place in my knock-off Op velcro checkered wallet from the swap meet was a credit card calculator. It sparkled with pride next to my school ID card, a Blockbuster card and fake credit cards my mom got in the mail from companies wanting her to apply.

My credit card calculator wasn’t as nearly as opulent or high-tech looking as the Canon FlashCard and I’m sure that if I tried to bend it, my mom would have to take me to the hospital after a flying piece of its metal innards stabbed my eyeball. My credit card calculator wasn’t gold either. It looked more like this one. It was the prepaid RushCard of credit card calculators and it was still magnificent.

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As a credit card, it was as useful as the maxed out credit cards in my wallet today and it kind of sucked as calculator too. But it was still a highly important item (if not thee most important item) in my wallet for the simple fact that if I ever wanted a quick laugh, I could pull it out of my wallet, type in the numbers “5318008,” turn it upside down and instant entertainment!

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That’s why the credit card calculator is still really, really relevant. I’d like to see the stupid calculator app on my iPhone produce that kind of magic!

Pics: Ellis.FYI, AliExpress, The Guardian

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