Night Crumbs
Zac Efron must really want to hear the apocalypse-summoning words, “And the Oscar for Best Actor goes to Zac Efron,” because he’s playing Ted Bundy in a movie. I can’t wait for his Oscar campaign tour when he tells reporters that he really sacrificed for his art by working out for 4 hours a day instead of his usual 8 – Lainey Gossip
Pirates of the Caribbean 5 has been snatched by cyber pirates who are demanding a ransom from Disney to not leak bits of it on torrent sites like Pirate Bay. I really didn’t type the word “pirate” enough in that sentence, so pirate pirate pirate! – Celebitchy
I read “Kendall Jenner Fakes Eating Shit,” and thought, damn, Pimp Mama Kris is really making her hos take it to the next level in their leaked sex tapes – Drunken Stepfather
Kid Flash from The Flash came out as bi – Towleroad
What in warped constipation-face HELL is going on with Gigi Hadid’s mug in that fourth picture? – Popoholic
Gaze at the burrito peen of some Italian footballer, because why not? – OMG Blog
If Bella Thorne takes a picture and she’s not flashing her belly button in it, did she really take the picture at all? That is the question! – Hollywood Tuna
Honestly, I’d rather see the actual Queen Elizabeth II as Lisbeth Salander – Pajiba
Katy Perry is officially an American Idol judge now – SOW
Well, if you got ass injections or butt implants, you’d want to show them off on Instagram too – IDLYITW
HBO ordered a spin off of The Young Pope (YES!!!!) but Jude Law is probably not going to be in it (NO!!!!) – Just Jared
Abby Wambach and her Christian mommy blogger girlfriend got married – Popsugar
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