The boys in the Scientology bathhouse are going to pop some barley seeds and tip toe up to David Miscavige’s throne room where they’ll press their ears up against his door and hope to hear Tom Cruise screeching and hollering over a speaker phone call while crying about how he saw Jamie Foxx and HER in Paree!
E! News says that Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes took their down-low love to Paris where Tommy is currently shooting Mission: Impossible 6. They were all just blocks away from each other. Jamie was in Europe shooting Robin Hood and after it wrapped, he flew to Paris where Katie met him. E!’s source says that FoxHol mostly stayed in their hotel which wasn’t very far from where her ex-master was filming. If Katie paused while blowing raspberries on Jamie Foxx’s luscious chichis and held her ear up, she’d probably hear the sound of Tommy’s Scientology entourage planting sloppy wet kisses on his ass while praising their Jesus’ acting skills as he sashayed into his trailer. “Under his brown eye” (which is Scientologist talk for “under his eye”) is what they’d say as he bid them farewell.
The source says that FoxHol stayed in Paris for only a few days and they left together yesterday on a private jet.
“Jamie wrapped filming on Robin Hood and Katie flew in to Paris to meet him for a few days. Tom Cruise was filming Mission Impossible 6 only a few blocks away, but Katie and Jamie stayed inside their hotel…and didn’t leave.”
The source told E! News Foxx and Holmes were scheduled to return to the United States Tuesday via private jet but were told there was a problem with the plane.
“Jamie had a big smile on his face as they returned to their hotel and snuck in through a private entrance. They were very discreet and made sure to always enter and exit the hotel and the car separately.”
I’d like to think that Jamie was smiling because during the car ride back to the hotel, they drove by the M:I 6 set and when he locked eyes with Tommy, he mouthed the words, “I got your beard now, bitch.”
They didn’t run into each other, but if they did, that would’ve been really awkward. It’s weird enough running into an ex while with your current piece. But imagine being with your current piece and running into the ex who brainwashed you, had his minions install GPS tracking devices into your head, probably threatened to have you imprisoned in Gold Base and hasn’t seen his daughter in forever? Beyond awkward! It’d be more uncomfortable than the time I ran into an ex while wearing the shirt of his I told him I didn’t have.
And here’s pictures from the past few days of Tommy shooting M:I 6 with Rebecca Ferguson in Paris: