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Slavko Kalezić, the ponytailed nightingale from Montenegro whose talent, glamour, sex and ponytail whipping skills were too powerful even for Eurovision to take!

The annual showdown of rhinestone-encrusted musical magnificence known as Eurovision will come to a close this weekend when a winner is crowned during the grand finals in Kiev, Ukraine. The Eurovision semi-finals were this week and one stunningly gorgeous Montenegrin yodeler caused hos to fall back when he whipped his ponytail around while performing his country’s official entry Space. Slavko Kalezić is a young Hugo Weaving-looking ass pillar of glamour who is also a singer and actor in Montenegro and he should’ve been the one wearing the grand finale crown in the end. But his country got kicked out of the competition in the first semi-final on Tuesday. Slavko (more like SLAYko) may have lost the title of Eurovision winner, but he won the hearts of those of us who appreciate pucker-inducing showmanship and a sturdy clip-on braid.

Many citizens of Slavko’s homeland didn’t support him in Eurovision because they hate gays (and highly potent glamour, apparently), but Willow Smith’s Montenegrin spirit animal whipped those haters down and kept on. The video of Slavko’s performance during the semi-finals is blocked for me (prejudiced against American IPs, I see!), but here’s footage from his rehearsal where he works an ensemble worthy of the Met Gala, sends shards of glitter into the eyes of the audience by crotch thrusting and leaves sparkly whip marks on cheeks by whipping that ponytail in a serious way.

And if your senses can take close-ups of Slavko’s perfectly waxed fur brows and his bare nipples, here’s the video for Space.

Slavko Kalezić  doesn’t need Eurovision anyway. He should furiously whip that ponytail around until he transforms into the most gorgeous helicopter ever and flies himself over to Hollywood to star in a much-anticipated remake of Zardoz. Slavko is like a gayer Zardoz and that is the greatest compliment you can give anyone.

Pic: Instagram (For Ian)