Chroma Key Grandma Is April’s Hot Slut Of The Month! 

May 12, 2017 / Posted by:

We finally got our first whole human Hot Slut of the Month champion of 2017! Winona Ryder’s Many Faces is our HSOTM for January, the Plushie-Loving Seal is our HSOTM for February, Hi Stranger is our HSOTM for March, and now we can crown Chroma Key Grandma as the triumphant winner of April’s HSOTM battle.

Chroma Key Grandma (real name: Tatiana Subbotina), the YouTube STAH from Russia and future of special effects who taught herself green screen magic, got 29% of your votes. Chroma Key Grandma’s special effects wizardry wowed all of your asses and she beat out Riot from Jem (27%), Fotomat (25%) and The Pontiac Trans Sport (19%). Chroma Key Grandma will now go on to the Hot Slut of the Year finals next year. And if she wins, it’ll be the second most illustrious award she’ll get in 2018. We all know that the Academy is going to give her a special Oscar for advancing the art of Chroma Key. The Oscar people fuck up every year, but there’s no way they will ignore Chroma Key Grandma’s skills.

And now I leave you with another Chroma Key Grandma masterpiece. This is probably making Disney ooze pure jealousy out of their pores because Chroma Key Grandma is making their little live-action movies look like low-budget trash.

Thanks to all who voted!

Pic: YouTube

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