Night Crumbs 

Miley Cyrus released her new single Malibu (not a Hole cover, thank the fuck) and the video for it, and confirms that she’s done with twerking and grills and now she’s all about being Colbie Caillat (well, Colbie Caillat with meth hair). And if you really don’t want to sit through the video, I screen capped the only best part: Miley’s dog who is definitely thinking, “I am so not getting paid enough for this shit.” – Lainey Gossip

I think Barbie is probably made of less plastic than Kylie Jenner – Drunken Stepfather

Thanks to these pictures, “Kate Hudson is knocked up with her latest piece’s baby” rumors will land any day now – Celebitchy

They’re broken up, I know, but these Katy Perry bikini pictures still need more Orlando Bloom peen in them – Popsugar

Did Kelly Bensimon have Face/Off surgery because she is giving me Harpo, Who Dis Woman? – Reality Tea

Dear Elle Fanning, I haven’t gotten my mom a Mother’s Day gift yet, so can you please hand that rose bush hat over. Thank you – Popoholic

Shepard Smith talked about coming out as gay at Fox News, and okay, but I’m still not totally convinced that he’s not a robot who goes rogue every now and again – Towleroad

This dog needs their own Cops-like show – Hollywood  Tuna

I am rolling my eyes at Kellyanne Conway calling Anderson Cooper’s eyeroll “sexist” – Pajiba

One of the worst things to come out of the 2000s talks about the best things to come out of the 2000s – OMG Blog

SHE’LL NEVER BE SUZANNE WHANG! – Jezebel

Proof that ABC is a mess: They dropped American Crime but picked up a show starring Lea Michele – Just Jared

Flawless diamond Mamie Van Doren says that Trump isn’t the first unsolicited pussy grabber in the White House – Boy Culture 

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