Sophie Turner, who is best known as Sansa Stark from Game of Thornes to nerds and Joe Jonas’ latest beard to us shady queens, has now got some people wondering if she shares a bloodline with the Hiltons. In a video that’s been spreading like Joe Jonas’ ass cheeks in that fairy tale sex tape that proved to be a lie, some are hearing Sophie Turner say, “What up, my n—-!” But Sophie Turner says that she would never! Only your ears can be the Judge Judies and decide!
Sophie and Joe were working out at a gym in NYC with DJ/fitness person Brendan Fallis and he recorded an Instagram story of them hanging out while holding cups of the Jolly Green Giant’s jizz. (Side note: I put topless pictures of Brendan in the gallery below because I truly know what’s important here.) Brendan scans over to Sophie and she looks at his phone and says something that has divided the internet!!! It’s the blue and black/white and gold dress of 2017! Brendan deleted the Instagram story but not before someone snatched it. I watched this video an embarrassing number of times and the first 3,000 times I watched, my ears clearly registered her as saying, “What up, my n—-!” But I wondered, does Sophie Turner want off Game of Thrones that bad? Don’t they kill like 4 characters off an episode? So I’m sure they’re going to kill her off very soon.
But then I closed my eyes and watched it again and my ears clearly registered her as saying, “What up, muddafuckaaaas.” Now that’s all I hear. She kind of sounds like Elmer Fudd doing a British accent while saying, “What up, motherfuckers?”
— Cromwell (@Cromwell606) May 9, 2017
Sophie defended herself in a statement to The Cut by saying that she’s got the sads over people thinking that a slur would ever leap off of her tongue like that.
“I used the word ‘motherfuckers’ in a recent video posted in an Instagram story and not a hateful racial slur that has been suggested. I am incredibly upset that anyone would think otherwise, and I want to make it clear that I would never use such an abhorrent word.”
The ones I’m really mad at are Brendan and Joe. Who cares about a video of Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner hanging out while holding cups of Slimer’s puke? Why even shoot that? Where is the video of a topless Brendan sweating on Joe’s bare chest while spotting him? Master gay baiter Nick Jonas would’ve made that video happen.