Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 9, 2017 / Posted by:

The giant curved dildo that stole the spotlight from a Mets’ player’s big night!

T.J. Rivera is something called an “infielder” for the New York Mets and I guess he did some special shit during Friday night’s game against the Miami Marlins and it earned him a very special tweet from his team. But while T.J. thought that he and his crown were the stars of the picture, chilling out in the background was the real star: the big rubber dick and balls.

That picture-snatching dildo was sitting in the locker of Kevin Plawecki. Kevin Plawecki is the catcher for the Mets. The catcher! A dildo sitting in the locker of a catcher is just too perfect and too easy. It’s easier than me. I also love the way that dildo is curving to the left. It’s like it was standing straight up behind that shirt and as soon as the camera came out, that fame whore dildo poked out like, “Cheese, bitch!

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After many pointed out that T.J. got upstaged by a glorious fuck toy, whoever was running the Mets’ Twitter that night cropped it out. Because this is highly important and serious news, the Associated Press asked Catcher Plawecki about the dildo in his locker and he said it wasn’t his and also basically said: No Homo!

“There are some good pranksters on this team. It’s definitely awkward. It’s weird, but at the same it is kind of funny; but by no means does it reflect who I am as a person.”

Oh okay, whatever, Plawecki, but there’s nothing wrong with a curved dildo that gently scrapes your sugar walls just right before sliding into home. Actually, I think what he meant by that last line is that he’s much more of an anal beads kind of trick.

And I also hope that T.J. had himself a night!

Pics: @Mets

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